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ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, (thanks to Viagra) will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

I will sleep so much better tonight knowing that this little guy will get the surgery he needs.
Lorena!!

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